The People's Republic of Princess CI is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working population of 4.1 billion Princess CIians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 24.6%.

The Princess CIian economy, worth 196 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 48,024 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, creating dance remixes is the newest form of conspicuous consumption, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, and the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Princess CI's national animal is the Kitsune, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Princess CI is ranked 219,849^th in the world and 38^th in Sus amoungus for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 30.15 on the Bus Surprisal Index.